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Before he realized it, he had opened his pants and was stroking his hard cock. As he watched Blake pleasuring Chloe, he fantasized that she was sucking him off. The images running through his head caused his cock to throb and it was almost painful. He kept stroking himself. Chloe raised her hands to play with her nipples. Dylan blinked when he realized Blake was watching him as he watched them. Dylan felt that he was giving him a performance. His goal ruined, he faltered for a moment as his mind stuttered to a halt. Holding his cock in one hand and fingering the metal of his wedding ring, Dylan wondered if they would invite him to play.

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That part just struck me with that all or nothing melodrama many of us indulge in during our youth. I had like a full two months where I did nothing but feel sorry for myself and pick fights on the internet because I changed onto a new med and was grouchy throughout only to discover it did not work and have to grouch my way through the transition back onto the old med. Assigning behaviors to an entire group of people based on their sexuality is gross and wrong, no matter the sexuality in question.

Is it still harmful? Not really. People need to be allowed to vent about the harassment they go through, both for their own emotional needs and to educate the rest of us. Policing their language makes it a lot harder for them to vent without constantly walking on eggshells while they do so in which case, its not really venting, its just a burden of teaching. Would it have still been venting?

Its not remotely ok that some of you have had people make generalizations about bi people and it hurt. Bi people are another minority group as defined by the discourse having fewer bi voices speaking about bi people than other people speaking about bi people. Because most of us have a straight person in our lives. Those are minority groups again, so its good to not erase them. Specifying that she was sick of hearing about man-dick would have been great. Or if she said that she was just talking about her social circle who happens to be this way which is what I assumed, in which case it could all very well be true.

There are two seperate issues at play. Sharing sex stuff is actually not the default for most platonic friendships! As a bi woman with one foot in and one foot out of the queer community, I gotta say that there is zero correlation between orientation and oversharing. Straight people are just as diverse as the rest of us. Also, LW, some women have penises, and some of those women and their partners are lesbians.

Thank you Mayati and panda flannel so much for saying this. When I read the letter alarm bells immediately went off in my mind and I was honestly upset at the complete silence about the transmisogyny and cissexism being thrown around. I like to give the benefit of the doubt — after all, cissexism is ingrained into our society — but it definitely still stings and to see it unchallenged is disheartening.

This group is a bad fit for this woman. I would be bored by all this but there are people who complain because I tend to repeat myself. Misery loves company. Find different friends. Straight Women thing. There seems to be an awful lot of tarring with some very broad brushes here. Your friends talk about being frustrated in their relationships, and when you suggest a solution to fix their frustration, they ignore your solution, and continue, week after week, to vent their frustrations to you.

What happens when you try to steer the conversation to topics you enjoy? Oh, LW? Your friends are very much exploring the parts of their identities that are connected to sexual relationships, and might have some tunnel-vision there. In either case, talk about non-sexual things: books, pets, hobbies and activities.

Boys and cartoons and weird kinky things from Japan! We make friends for a lot of reasons. They might be great fun at the movies, or a concert, or going on a pub craw and singing karaoke. Not all friends are good for all possible interactions. Yes we all need to vent and have an outlet, but just because you are a friend does not mean you have to be their outlet on every topic. And yeah, I too hate the complaining dynamic folks do about their SOs this applies to folks of all genders and orientations IME.

I do understand that it is easier to see that stuff when you are outside of it, but still, I will put up a boundary on that with my friends and enforce it as I am not going to sit there and listen to constant complaints about a SO. Some folks really love this complaining about the SO competition though and thrive on it and sometimes that is all it is, sort of a game, but it also normalizes shitty behavior and abusive behavior, so I refuse to participate when folks want to play that game.

I mean, I would have as much of an issue with this if it were children or religion or diets or Amway or being poly they would not STFU about. I have in the past had friends who could not stop talking about Partner du Jour or found a way to redirect every topic back to them. Understandable when you are twitterpated with a new love; annoying when this has been going on for ages.

I found it helped to gently redirect the conversation back to them and away from their partner. Maybe this is not the right group for you, which is ok! I do not think you should write off straight women as friends forever, because…. These women may not be Your People. You may want to keep just a few friendships from this group. My friends are all straight to the best of my knowledge and we never talk about our sex lives. When I was in my 20s and a student, I got a retail job alongside a bunch of teenagers.

A few of them liked to go into this kind of detail about their sex lives and I was rather nonplussed because they expected a reaction. Then suddenly it clicked that they were trying to impress me with how grown up they were and I suddenly found it hilarious because by that point pretty much all of my friends had had some experience with sex and it had just stopped being something that shifted us up the social hierarchy in any way. The bad news is that they may then start competing over careers, mortgages or birth horror stories. It could be a great motivation to get out there and meet some new people who have a better sense of boundaries.

I know that I struggled to fit in until I left for university, because the girls in my friend group wanted to discuss boys and the boys wanted to discuss sports, and as a distinctly non sporty queer woman I was stuck in a state of bored bewilderment. It got better! There are so many cool people out there, of all genders and orientations. As lots of people have said, different people have different levels of comfort when it comes to details. But I lived with one woman who really wanted to tell me all the details every time she had sex with someone, and I was so not okay with that.

With the people who are complaining about painful sex and annoying boyfriends, I want to send them all links to Scarleteen.

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Which is pitched at teenagers, but has really good advice, even for people who are quite experienced at the whole sex and relationships stuff. To the LW: you mention talking to lesbians on the internet. It might be worthwhile seeing if there are any support groups or just queers hanging out for fun times groups near you. That said … it sounds like what this group of friends wants to talk about is their relationship woes, sex and jokes about sex, anime, sexy anime, dating sims, and sexy art.

And it sounds like none of those things are things you want to talk about. Do you actually share any common interests with these people? Now, at this point, not whenever you met them and may have been close in the past? If not, maybe it is time to look for other friends to hang with who share your interests, and back-burner these relationships for a while. Because I know a lesbian who was constantly told by family that it was normal to be repulsed by the idea of sex with dudes, that all women found it disgusting and uncomfortable and that was just part of being straight and she was totally normal for a straight woman and not a lesbian.

And it always puzzles me why the usual reaction to seeing a person who is apparently happier than oneself is to try and make that person equally unhappy. OMG, I find sex with dudes gross, too! I must be a lesbian, too! I am on the opposite end of the spectrum from prudishness, but I would be annoyed as hell if all my friends could talk about is the D and its possessors.

The hell with that! Sex that involves me. My friends know that and respect it, regardless of orientation or gender. I have witnessed situations where friends have fallen into the habit of oversharing sexual details as a language of bonding, along similar lines as Brotalk. It would be regardless of your orientation.

However, in this instance I find it to be homophobic as well. Perfectly innocuous, right? Psychological frottage is not friendly in my book. Hmm, maybe I AM a paranoid prude? Also, seriously consider ditching those assholes entirely. Wow, point no. Hey, thank you! This was my first time posting here and I was actually kinda anxious about it. Oh god me too. They just kinda assumed that all queer women would be crazy for their magical straight girl boobs or something.

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There was a point where she used to sit on my knee a lot and be all flirty but would drop me like a stone to hang out with other people including when we discussed travelling to another city together when we were in Bangkok but she started sleeping with one of the guys and just stopped talking to me and yeah. Then you pull me close and kiss me. As we were driving he placed his hand on my leg. The stories of sexual seduction of the hot Indian mami whom I met during a housewarming function. You had to see it all at once. Hiking with Mothers. Total AU after that.

I identify as bisexual and have definitely experienced this. It was truly horrifying. It took me blowing up at her to get her to acknowledge how very deeply not okay that was. I still get angry when I think about it. I was SO angry about it. I kind of regret not head-butting her.

Afterwards my friend who hosted the party was making noises about going on a beach trip with this woman as part of the group and I had to tell her that she could invite one of us or the other one, but not both. I am another non-straight woman who has also experienced 3. Absolutely the way these people are doing it is not OK but I just want to say that there are people out there who like talking about some of this who can handle boundaries! Apparently, during sexytime he kept deliberately draping his admittedly luscious long hair over her face and it was all up in her mouth and nose and then you know when threw back his head and literally howled like a wolf.

And if any of my friends expressed discomfort over discussing any specific subject and the others just bulldozed over her boundaries, I would go straight from side to evil eye without blinking. For starters. Groping, personal space invasion, mock-flirting, asking way personal questions…. In my high school, a lot of girls mock-flirted with their friends. Fair enough — I do this with my friends sometimes!

One end-of-term sports lesson was a free-for-all, just-have-fun day. I literally spent the entire hour running away from a gang of girls chasing me and trying to grope me. Oh God. Sorry you had to go through that. What happened to you sounds like a succession of godawful experiences, and no wonder you wanted to vent. The idea that sexual assault is somehow negated by sexual orientation is such an ignorant, odious concept. None of these are good options. What is the desired response from their side? I end up feeling played with or kind of gaslighted. There was a point where she used to sit on my knee a lot and be all flirty but would drop me like a stone to hang out with other people including when we discussed travelling to another city together when we were in Bangkok but she started sleeping with one of the guys and just stopped talking to me and yeah.

Especially when they talk about how horrible intercourse is.

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Regardless of their motive, people who do not respect boundaries should not have the privilege of your company. As the Captain says, find out who respects you, keeps those as friends and ditch the others. If its the former, you could try inviting them one on one to some kind of activity that lends itself to talking about the activity. If its the latter, then, um, yeah. Try a new friend group? Have you seen the latest photos from the hubble? Have you heard the latest song from artist you like?

I have no idea how to apply this to a group setting, but one on one it can get you a topic you care about for at least a little while. It does require some prep though. However, sometimes the boys really need to leave the room, either for their own sanity or because something has come up where a significant portion of the ladies present would like to curse out all men for all eternity, and the boys would put a damper on that being the awesome specimens they are and all that.

Side party in the kitchen [or other location close by], anyone? It sounds like you ladies need some privacy to discuss this stuff. You should maybe see a professional — the best I can offer is a hug. Warn a guy when you think this subject is going to come up. You ignored the mandatory warning! Stare at picture. For a long while. In silence. Tilt my head. Tilt my head to the other side. Grab for whatever it is — piece of paper, phone, etc. Your friend should be getting uncomfortable.

Stare as long as you can manage. If you can manage to exude a growing sense of bewilderment, do so. Then say something dismissive and hand whatever it is back, or lean back from the screen. Do people bend that way?

Do you bend that way? Ditto for guys sending dickpics. Heh, I would just go in for the full art criticism route. This sounds effective.

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Oh, nice! Then stay quiet for two to five minutes and watch as either the conversation redirects itself or your friend skillfully takes it to safer waters. I find this works better if you make plain through your body language or whatever other means you like that the subject bothers you.

If the people of the group care about you, someone will catch up on your feelings and redirect, and since they want you to feel comfortable, the rest of the group will follow swift. If you can, direct your hint at them. The moment you re-enter the room, tell your friends about something interesting while totally unrelated to the other subject that happened in the meanwhile. As the commenters said, not all straight ladies like speaking of sex, partners or rapey dynamics, and there are lots of people whose interests may mesh better with yours, be them ladies or not, straight or not.

If there are not… Well, it sucks, but give yourself permission to take some space for yourself, maybe hang out with them less frequently and start exploring other groups of people you think you might like. I think this could work for you too. Good luck! My little contribution to visibility, as it were. Bonus points for creative gesticulation, sound effects, and detailed descriptions of bodily fluids while staring people dead in the eye.

Queer ladyperson who is 24 here, have friends across a broad spectrum of sexualities. I discuss sex with a few of them, not many. My friends and I talk about Magic cards and textbook prices and obscure YA books all day, and sex is only mentioned at night over text message when we need advice or during the wind-down of parties when all the squeamish people have had time to make their exits.

I also want to express my bogglement at the people who keep complaining about their partners. I was like that when I was 17 or so. I had just lost my virginity and basically thought I was totally cool and grown up now. After a while it just became a normal thing that happens and is not even worth talking about.

It is still very rude. If they are young, which it sounds like they are, then they likely will outgrow the constant dick talk even without prompting. Widening my friend pool led me on actual adventures across this country, to Germany, and Greece. I have friends for every type of conversation. I have wealthy friends, fellow povs, and everything in between. I even met my partner of ten years online while trying to meet fellow singletons! Best of luck. Apologies for any weird spelling or grammar, typing on a phone after my bedtime meds!

So when around you they feel an urge to be heterosexual AT you, because they find your sexual orientation threatening. So with those friends, if you feel able to, you could try some of the advice the Captain gives elsewhere about supporting friends who you are concerned may be in unhealthy or abusive relationships.

Second point. You need to figure out what it is that you value in each friend and whether you want to maintain that friendship. Let them know that you are more than a sexual being and how the incessant talk about sex and boyfriends is not comfortable for you. Let them know what you do enjoy about being with them and ask if they can focus more on other aspects of their lives.

You have grown and your what you seek friendship has changed. I agree with the above posters that both LW and her friends sound very young. The only things I have to add: 1 friends in bad situations who complain to you often but do nothing about it will happen in life. But nothing seems to change and because i care about you it hurts me to hear this. There are ways to help someone who is suffering, like bringing them food, looking after their kids, researching resources in the area, doing fun things, etc. Someone who only wants to spew negativity at you should get a journal. I got the feeling you dont, and while I disagree that somehow straight girls are off the table good grief!

It might take some of the edge off of being saturated with heteronormativity at all times. I feel you, LW, kinda. For the record, some of my friends are gay and I find their sex lifes equally as boring. Pretended to fall asleep. Actually fell asleep. Pretended to go momentarily deaf. Oh, sorry!

Went home and watched the Game of Thrones. Sometimes repeatedly in one night. Me, I might appear straight to the casual observer. I talked a lot about sex in my mid teens when I was still figuring myself out and trying to impress other people with how grown up and adult I was. If you want to maintain these friendships, set boundaries like a lot of the excellent commenters have already said — but try to build an extra friendship group.

You can start by maybe joining an LGBT group of some kind. This would not only give you people to talk to with whom you already had one thing in common, it would introduce you to a wide variety of different people of different genders and sexualities. Also, your internet lesbians are giving you… misguided advice. Approach it with caution and healthy suspicion. I found that it helps to have one chill person at gatherings, so I can just exit from those conversations and still have someone to be sociable with.

Also, talking with them one-on-one might help? But yeah. You will not be able to fix your friends, or make them recognise the toxic shit in their relationships. But hopefully you can set boundaries, stop being harassed, and have some fun times. Like pick the most resonable person in the group and be honest about how uncomfortable it makes you. I dealt with the same problem with a group of queer women friends I had awhile back. In the eye! At the time I thought that queer women were just more open, but have since learned that this is 1.

Really, it was just this particular group of people. The whole complain-about-my-partner-constantly thing bugs the crap out of me as well. One of those guys is my bf right now even! In my group of female friends of all different sexual orientations , sex-talk is definitely on the table. LW, you have my sympathies. That said, it appears to me your particular friend group is either a engaged on a mission of evangelism on behalf of the Church of the Upstanding Peen, b fishing for details of your lesbian sex life or possibly a pass on the sly, or c denser than lead.

Or in other words, be incredibly blunt about how offensive and juvenile you find this constant focus on sex and man-parts. Hey LW! As a straight woman, I love hanging out with other women gay or straight , and sometimes engaging in gender stereotypical activities I love crafting and afternoon tea. However, I cannot stand interactions that feel exclusive, pits the genders against each other, and paints a whole group of people with the same brush.

I have two suggestions that may help the LW in building friendships based on mutual interests and sharing experiences, and avoiding sexist and heteronormative conversations. Find some queer friendly activities that interest you movies, art exhibitions, talks, poetry readings , and invite one or two close women friends who you think may have the most potential in terms of accepting and understanding these activities, and having a thoughtful conversation with you about it afterwards.

See what shakes loose when these women are exposed to lifestyles and values that may be different from their own. Hopefully this leads to some interesting conversations, but if not, at least you get to share an activity that means something to you. Do any of the boyfriends seem cool to hang? Could you invite a couple to a group activity that is interesting to everyone? Something like going on a hike, or going bowling.

If you are seeing someone at the time, you could make it a double date even. Hopefully in this kind of activity, you will be saved from any complaining about the boyfriend, and everyone gets to enjoy an activity that does not depend on their gender or sexual orientation. But seriously, folks, can we make the year of not-bringing-straight-people-into-queer-spaces-because-it-makes-them-unsafe-for-actual-queer-people?!

They need to work on their enlightenment on their own. At the very least, they might make most people uncomfortable. However, I can see that the attitudes that LW described in her friends would at best be unpleasant, or worse, potentially triggering, for other people. Uh LW I feel for you on this one. Not so much the explicit sex talk about details of the act, but lots of which guy is hottest stuff that completely crosses the line for the work place.

I refused to play and actually physically left the room when they responded to my refusal with a huge amount of pressure, but they were still going when I got back. And not only was it a hugely inappropriate discussion of our colleagues can you imagine if the genders were reversed!! I was really uncomfortable. And it was a weird, as you say alienating, experience.

Like, how would they react if you started telling lesbian sex stories not saying you should, because I think your friends sound over-sharey in any case but would it be welcome or would they be shocked and appalled? Could you be open with them about girlfriend problems, and lesbian lady problems?

Because if yes that sucks. Seriously, these work ladies freak me out, but my actual friends are not like that. This is bizarre… As many others here have pointed out, this is not normal behaviour for straight women by any stretch. I went to a large all-girls school. I work in a female-dominated industry. Most of my friends are women. And I do not know nearly this level of detail about any of their intimate lives. I think the Captain is onto something with the trolling.

Maybe they find it fun to see you squirm? I am a little confused as to who just sits around talking about dicks all the time. I happen to be an asexual married who somehow ended up with two aromantic asexual ladies, one straight perennially single demisexual lass, and one bi coupled demisexual person as my closest friends, so maybe my perception is skewed, but is there really that much material there to cover? For sure. Not even with lovers. How would you fell if I were all the time talking about what I do with my girlfriends, and their body parts? Maybe asking would clarify thing, maybe not.

Oh gosh, this really reminds me of my sister! While I only got initiated in sex in my early 30s, she was already experimenting in her mid teens. Good for her! I told her a lot of times that the conversation was not appropriate, but she would laugh patronizingly about what a prude I was. She was doing in on purpose.

Our whole lives she has played an one-sided game of Who Is The Best.

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When I was still living with my parents, she would brag about how amazing it was to live in her own flat she left our parent household right after she got out of age and got a job, while I left when I was When I was jobless with a university degree, she would brag about how much money she earned with her shop. And then, when she had to close her shop, she began to redirect conversation always to the benefits of marriage and how amazing her husband was in bed. She knows that I cannot ban her: we are sisters!

People who set up eternal competition scenarios really get under my skin. Best of luck in dealing with her! I tried the apathy reaction, but she can be really insistent when she want to get heard. Luckily, right now I make the point of only meeting her in regular family meetings, where keeping a conversation apart is more difficult. If, however, she manages to corner me, I have lately resorted to cowardly use her children as protection. Give me one! Do you want to sit with the adults talking interesting stuff? You were saying that Niece here helped you bake a cake for the first time!

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